I'm here today to explain what I like to call The Corvallus Difference™ 1. No loads refused! Many famous powerbottoms are prissy and picky, I don't care

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I’m here today to explain what I like to call The Corvallus Difference™

1. No loads refused! Many famous powerbottoms are prissy and picky, I don’t care if you’re a hairy Barry or a fat Matt, your load is welcome in my bucolic boypussy. Even if you’re a pozzed up skinwalker, empty your nuts in my b***!

2. Free party favors. Poppers, Tina, Gina and free toys. I carry a rubber fist in my messenger back along with my popper bandolier

3. Blacks to the FRONT of the line! This isn’t a bus in Alabama, this is my BODACIOUS backsnatch and it’s reserved for black booty boppers.

4. No throttling or slowing you down. Brother this is your time with my cheeks and you can pump as hard and as fast as you want to. Even if you like jack hammering that’s ok with me.

5. No condoms allowed! I want to create an intimate s** positive environment, a plastic barrier between two men isn’t intimacy!

6. Free wet wipes! Yes my sissy suitcase gets a little funky sometimes and I don’t want you leaving with stank d*** so please use my complimentary wet wipes!

Corvallus Winslow: a different kind of bottom b****

New Confession

I will RIP OPEN Ultra Magnus guts, and anyone else who gets in my way!
And with that Unicron will be my slave.

Lord Galvatron

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Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor came in my wife told him she didn’t have money to pay the medical bills
The doctor sat on a chair and took out his c*** and said “we can work something out ”
My wife asked “is this the only way?”
The doctor said yes
My wife said “Allah forgive me ”
Then my wife got on his lap facing him slowly riding his c***
She said to him “I could ride you better if we could kiss ”
She leaned forward to tongue kiss 💋 him and rode him faster
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry baby but his c*** is so big! I’ve never felt like this!”
The doctor had my wife’s dress lifted up
I could wssee how much he was stretching her p**** and how wet she was
Then my wife moaned and said to the doctor “I can’t do this with my wedding ring on I feel like I am disrespecting you!”
My wife took off her wedding ring and let it fall to the floor
I gave her an angry look
My wife yelled at me “this is not about our marriag it’s about pleasing his c***!”