Mustache Cash Stash, Why would I even bother burning everything you own when I can laugh and cheer as you’re forced to sell it and steadily shift towards a soul-crushing life of poverty while my meager but steady existence is as secure as ever. Aint no day too rainy for me. S*** always works out for me in the end. I will always have money, even if its not a lot. My savings is only getting bigger the longer this pandemic lasts. All the people who laughed at me for being poor white trash can laugh and beg me for table scraps when theyre making less than half as much money as me. Let your girl know she’s always got a place at my side if she smartens up. Your time is over old man. My time is now.
