To my best friend: youre the smartest dude i know, Youve probably caught on to me by now and feel like i owe you an explanation. Well, here it is: I am jealous of you, ive always been jealous of you. Youve had a rough life buddy, i know. Your family s****, you were bullied your entire childhood, youre forced to wage slave to survive. Me, ive always had everytging handed to me, except love and p****. But you buddy, youve had love and p**** thrown at you your entire life. You always told me that you wished you were me, that all the heartache and struggles youve gone through werent worth the fuckton of subcultural p**** youve banged, but yiu dont fuckong know me. You can have my family and my carefree life, all i want is the emo goth scene p****. My entire life could be complete deadend traumatic dogshit and id still be happier than i am now if i had a quarter of the p**** youve had. So dont you ever preach to me. You never even tryed to help me get laid, but i had to entertain your bitchy hot f****** girlfriend for years while i was s******* frustrated and you never even had her pop a t**** for me oret me watch her go to the bathroom. Thats why i did what i did. Id do it again too. F*** you dude.
