You cant protect the identity of your best friend forever. When I find out her name, you know I'll go for the throat and drag her into this.

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You cant protect the identity of your best friend forever. When I find out her name, you know I’ll go for the throat and drag her into this.

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Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.

— Prostate Pounder Patrice

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