My behavior is expected of someone in my situation. If anyone is being selfish and irresponsible, it's you for holding out so long. Tell your boyfriend

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My behavior is expected of someone in my situation. If anyone is being selfish and irresponsible, it’s you for holding out so long. Tell your boyfriend that you’re having an open relationship so I can get my pity/buyoff s** already. I have the emotional maturity of a 15 year old, you should know better.

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Culo Cherry Charlie Adelson was a big Cleo’s guy back in the day. Very prominent backbush and a Jew just like corvallus. Charlie used to hang with Foot Long Ron and AssPussy Alan around Fort Lauderdale if memory serves.

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