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Wooooeeee those fellas at Cleo’s really blew my backsnatch out last night!

I tried to tell them about The Corvallus Difference™️ (I’m now also offering free WiFi via a hotspot) and they just said “shut up white b**** and bend dat a** over!”

“You da boss black king!”

Today I’m sitting on a bag of frozen peas and I’ve got a popsicle suppository!

But if I made just one African American man happy last night it was all worth it.

— Corvallus Winslow

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