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Anybody who doesn’t wear a mask is gay. It’s a glizzy shield, men who don’t wear masks is the signal the want to sneak away from their wife’s an drink a beer together. It’s just apart of the times if you’re old you are geriatric and a tree hugging bark biting maskless BEARD BEAR! I didn’t even know bears had beards till I hoped in my time machine and seen you glazin at me maskless in a pandemic.

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( Not gonna fall for another banana in my tailpipe)

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Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor came in my wife told him she didn’t have money to pay the medical bills
The doctor sat on a chair and took out his c*** and said “we can work something out ”
My wife asked “is this the only way?”
The doctor said yes
My wife said “Allah forgive me ”
Then my wife got on his lap facing him slowly riding his c***
She said to him “I could ride you better if we could kiss ”
She leaned forward to tongue kiss 💋 him and rode him faster
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry baby but his c*** is so big! I’ve never felt like this!”
The doctor had my wife’s dress lifted up
I could wssee how much he was stretching her p**** and how wet she was
Then my wife moaned and said to the doctor “I can’t do this with my wedding ring on I feel like I am disrespecting you!”
My wife took off her wedding ring and let it fall to the floor
I gave her an angry look
My wife yelled at me “this is not about our marriag it’s about pleasing his c***!”