Yo Mustache Cash Stash, do you ever get sick of only getting missionary and oral s**, but then remember you’re dating a living china doll? No h******* b*** or marathon s** for you, so sad. I bet you get laid one day out of the week, maybe 2 or 3 on a good week. Thanks for diving on the grenade for me friend, I’ll never forget it. You two are beneath me at this point. You really are starting bore me now, so Goodbye Losers. I’m gonna hypnotise myself to believe none of this ever really happened from now on. Im so good at lying to myself. It’s time to use it to the fullest, thank you for unshackling me from my humanity, I feel so free, and you are just a caged bird. Time to find some new toys.