I'm a different guy, you can call me Thick Dick Ric. The first time I split Corvallus cheeks he let out the stinkiest weirdest smelling fart and it wafted

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I’m a different guy, you can call me Thick D*** Ric. The first time I split Corvallus cheeks he let out the stinkiest weirdest smelling fart and it wafted right up to my nose like Toucan Sam smelling those fruity rings. I was like “s*** that smells like sweet garbage and dog s***!” And Corvy said “I live behind La Caretta and have a very unhealthy Cuban diet”. I pressed on and he said “also I let the heladero drop a big fat load in me earlier”. That’s when it all began to make sense.

Peace and love,

TDR

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