I was gonna take a break but now that I know it's getting to you I might have to put the gas pedal to the floor. Plus my best friend is never gonna talk

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I was gonna take a break but now that I know it’s getting to you I might have to put the gas pedal to the floor. Plus my best friend is never gonna talk to me again because his ex is a narc and wouldn’t f*** me. Plus I figured out that you never cared about me, so now’s the perfect time for me to go complete off the rails. I’m going quiet from this point forward in addition to going off the grid, enjoy the paranoia. You know what I want, give it to me and I’ll put a stop to this Siren. No p**** for me, no break for you. This is my final marked transmission for you. After this I’m just going after your aquaintances.

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She said to him “I could ride you better if we could kiss ”
She leaned forward to tongue kiss 💋 him and rode him faster
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry baby but his c*** is so big! I’ve never felt like this!”
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I could wssee how much he was stretching her p**** and how wet she was
Then my wife moaned and said to the doctor “I can’t do this with my wedding ring on I feel like I am disrespecting you!”
My wife took off her wedding ring and let it fall to the floor
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My wife yelled at me “this is not about our marriag it’s about pleasing his c***!”