Siren, Im just glad you can never get married and you’re probably super high risk for pregnancy so I don’t see you ever having a kid. The high im gonna get when he dumps you someday is gonna be better than the strongest drugs on the planet. Maybe if I’m lucky he’ll die of a heart attack or organ failure instead of dumping you. It will happen one day, and I will be there to point and laugh and say I told you so. You better hope that happens before you hit your mid 30s, because youre used up trash at that point if I havent been f****** you for at least a couple years. Im gonna laugh when you end up in a nursing home. I aint gonna take care of you when you get old if I dont get to hit that p**** while youre still young and hot. Maybe I’ll even visit you in the nursing home and unplug your life support and smother you with a pillow when you’re real old, weak, and alone to get revenge on you for not f****** me when you were 17 and then becoming my co-dependant soulmate for the rest of our lives. You were supposed to inspire me to greatness. Now I just pray for horrible things to happen to you. I could never hate someone as much as you, because hate is the other side of love.