I Could never compete with that fat fuck even after years of progress,even in an alternate universe where I wasn't crazy. It's just time to move on and

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I Could never compete with that fat f*** even after years of progress,even in an alternate universe where I wasn’t crazy. It’s just time to move on and find me a woman who doesn’t have a higher maintenance cost than a volvo. She’s clearly the kind of girl who only cares about material posessions and money.

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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