My wife and I sleep in different beds, even though we are only in our early 30s. It started when my son was born int he summer, and she needed the entire bed to nurse him in the middle of the night. So I put a small mattress on the floor next to our bed for me. The thing is – I actually slept A LOT better by myself.

Now she doesn’t nurse him at night, and she’s mad at me for not jumping back into bed with her. But we don’t have s** anyway – the last time was when she got pregnant – and no, I don’t miss the s** either. I don’t even think about it. I’m so exhausted from work that I would rather sleep.