Is it wrong to want to f*** Jesus? I really want to f*** Jesus. I prayed to Jesus to f*** Jesus. OMG, am I going to hell? Why am I so filled with lust! Jesus is so f****** hot. I need him so bad. He’s Jesus so I know he lays the best pipe, right? Like that’s what Sunday school taught us, is that no one compares to Christ Jesus our Lord and Saviour so, obviously, he would lay the best pipe and I have very high standards. OMG, get it? High standards. LOL. I’m so funny.