Corvallus here got my glass bipper loaded up with a George W Kush and Fruity Pebbles hybrid and I’ve got two trannies heading over to load up my backend with some of the best TS gravy this side of the Broward/Miami Dade line!

My backsnatch is puckering and tooting in anticipation for this evenings breeding!

Homophobic Guy, I get that you ain’t into Cleo’s and that whole scene but do you want to get stacked up like a London bus and let these trannies drive us to heaven? Let’s stop fighting and be backsnatch brothers! I’ve got Patron, pig sweat, Tina and Gina on deck yoooooooooooooooo!

LMK. I’ll drop my address in Kik.

Yours in j***,

—Corvallus Winslow III Esq