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This is long, but well worth the read…

I teach middle school English at a private school out the outskirts of a major city. After many years of teaching, I can say with all honesty that a lot of the demographic stereotypes, particularly with minority students, are completely true.

The white girls all drink Starbucks, the Asian students all do well in Math, and the Hispanic students have to translate for their parents during conferences.

But…. Of all of the black students I have taught over the years, only three have come from dual-parent households. Only a small handful of my other students come from single-parent households.

And when it comes time for parent-teacher conferences, I have to schedule extra time for the black mothers because they always blame me and the other teachers for their student’s failures in school. Nevermind that the students do do their assignments, don’t pay attention in class, etc..

I, like the other teachers at my school, have to make two sets of lesson plans. One for the students who are on or above grade level, which happens to be all of the white and Asian students, and most of the Hispanic students. Then we have to make secondary lesson plans (mostly worksheet-based, since it requires less abstract thought) for the black students. I literally have to have black students doing “word searches” next to white students who are reading “Don Quixote” in order to keep both students learning at their level.

The average black student is at least three years behind their peers in Reading and Writing by the time they get to me in sixth grade.

And even as young as twelve years old, the young black males have hormonal and social issues. They say inappropriate things to the females in the class and even the female teachers. They swear constantly. (Yes I know, ALL students swear on the playground when they think no one is listening. But the young black males have no social filter for that. They even write it into their papers sometimes.)

Like many young teachers, I was taught in college that most of these problems are based on economics, not race. But this is a private school, so the parents have a little bit of money at least. The tuition is about $500 a month.

I’m not saying this like it is a problem or something that I need advice with. It is what it is. I’m not trying to change the world. I teach because I like it and I don’t really need the money.

Just something I had to get off of my chest. I am curious to know if anyone else out there has the same experience.

New Confession

ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!
The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.

It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:

4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.

Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice

Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?

Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.

Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.

A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.

This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.

In conclusion:

Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.

Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.

Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us?
Leo spitz
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