To: My girlfriend is f****** her brother-in-law.
Me: Why buy a cow, when you get the milk free – also she should be well greased for you, when you get in. Just don’t marry her and don’t accept any responsibility for a kid, before you have it DNA tested against your own DNA, just to be sure.
F*** her stupid, at every opportunity and try some advanced s** with her, like a*** s** – take it slow, so you don’t hurt her and so she will accept you that way again (plenty of Petroleum Jelly or Vaseline to slide in without pain) – believe me – c*** s** has nothing on a*** s** – make your hair stand on end, sort of thing.
If she is on the other side of town to you, you can look around for a much more reliable female to replace her with, at your leisure and pleasure and then you can have her and a bit on the side, with both knowing nothing of the other.
I got up to 6 women at once, I was aiming for seven, in my prime, but I just did not make it – but is was fun, to say the least.