To: You don’t want to go to Heaven. There you will have to listen to Joel Osteen everyday.
Me: And all of the God Worshipers too – it would be like Hell in Heaven – well, I don’t believe in God, so I won’t worry about where I go when I die, but for my money Religion is a big con and all of the God Worshipers who preach that s*** will be going to Hell, because of their dishonesty in this world and Heaven will be for people who were good in this world and who helped others, instead of just themselves.