Kenneth Copeland and Benny Hinn spitroasted Joel Osteen while Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell glazed his body like a Krispy Kreme at the Fontainebleau while little Franklin Graham got choo-chooed by the whole visiting Denver Nuggets basketball team(it was a strictly gay for pay situation, a $1M each plus they were only topping, straight bugarron style). It was a special Valentine’s Week Praise-a-thon in 2008 and there was no better way to show their love of the creator by sharing the holy blessing amongst one another.