I’m 40 and my lover is a ciswoman. But she can’t fulfill my need for seed, so I get my juicy jizzlesticks where and when I want. That’s our deal, and she munches all the box she wants. Preston Manzy is Booty Boi Bob Christmas’s lover.

Next time I see ya I’ma s*** on your chest then squirt my whipped cream on top for your mom and dad to eat. Bon Appetit!

– CORVALLUS CÆSAR