I wasn't a friend, I was a flying monkey. The pay sucked. The benefits sucked. The retirement package sucks. And my body won't ever bear a tombstone.

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I wasn’t a friend, I was a flying monkey. The pay sucked. The benefits sucked. The retirement package s****. And my body won’t ever bear a tombstone. Don’t be a flying monkey.

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