Yo I don't care what kind of lies you be spreadin about me on here but don't forget to tell people that if I meet them they better gimme a damn buford! I

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Yo I don’t care what kind of lies you be spreadin about me on here but don’t forget to tell people that if I meet them they better gimme a damn buford!

I met two cocksuckers this week who didn’t bring no bufords. I can’t pass no gas without a buford and a chocolate malt. Not serving me with a buford is like reinstituting slavery!

Drain my balls and smell my fart cracker!

New Confession

I was 13 when it happened. My dad said he had some pictures of my mom and asked if I wanted to see them. I said ok. He brought out an envelope full of Polaroids. My mom was completely n**** in all of them. Most of the she was laying on the bed with her p**** spread open. My dad said that since he let me see, I had to take off my pants and j*** my c***. He took pictures of me with the camera and said he would make mom look at them. Kinda crazy but exciting experience.

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Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III