Suicide is NOT the answer. believe me. here's my story: Long ago I was institutionalized for attempting suicide by eating large amounts of fecal matter.

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Suicide is NOT the answer.

believe me.

here’s my story:

Long ago I was institutionalized for attempting suicide by eating large amounts of f**** matter. It only made matters worse. Now I have coprophagia(feces eating disorder)

New Confession

I was 13 when it happened. My dad said he had some pictures of my mom and asked if I wanted to see them. I said ok. He brought out an envelope full of Polaroids. My mom was completely n**** in all of them. Most of the she was laying on the bed with her p**** spread open. My dad said that since he let me see, I had to take off my pants and j*** my c***. He took pictures of me with the camera and said he would make mom look at them. Kinda crazy but exciting experience.

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Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III