My girlfriend is away for two days for the first time since we moved in together in January. I really miss her but every cloud has a silver lining.
I miss her beautiful smile and I miss her beautiful body, I miss the way she walks around our tiny flat wearing just a tee shirt, I miss the way she casually sits on the toilet and pees and shits with the door open, I miss watching her wipe her beautiful b**.
But, and here is the good bit, she is a dedicated vegetarian and since moving in with her I have been respecting her wishes and have not touched any non veggie food but I have just been to the local butchers shop and bought tonight’s dinner. FAMILY SIZE STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE .