I used to see this old geezer named Charles Posey.

He would polish his dolphin in public for all to see.

Then he would be banned from the area for a year, but would always return to the scene of his crimes and polish his dolphin again.

Once I saw a crime report from Missouri, and it listed him under

“If you see any of these people, do not confront them. Call 9-1-1 immediately”