The craving to be better c*** suckers,
To be holier c** drinkers,
To express cocklust in daily m***********,
To be superior c*** tops,
To be finer a** bottoms,
To perfect the passion of our f******.
These cravings will mould and style us anew until we awake
Remade in His F****** Likeness.

— Book of C*** Prayer, revised