I’d always been turned on by a*** p***. When I got my first girlfriend I really zeroed in on her a****** but the little Chinese princess wouldn’t let me f*** it! I tried to a*** train her but she wouldn’t admit a finger. I contented myself with licking her a******* and then I grew confident enough to ask her to sit on my face and rub her a******* on my nose. This was of course delightful and as time went on I became more aroused at the idea of watching my girlfriend s***. I began accompanying her to the bathroom and jerking off while she s*** out her concrete-sense poos. Sometimes the smell could be overwhelming, and throw you off, but the real connoisseur must take these encounters beyond mere fantasy for their full sensory potential, and learn to distinguish high and fine flavours as one does with wines or blue cheese. Since my first girlfriend I have gone out with dozens of other girls. I have been s*** on three or four times, and have eaten s*** twice. I have also had my girlfriend s*** while I f*** her arse, as well as s*** her pants several times for my pleasure. I have also pissed up her arse.