The 9 Most Googled S** Questions In The World and Their Answers
#6 How to make a p**** bigger manually
Ash Jurberg
Ash Jurberg
Mar 23 · 7 min read
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How many males have looked downstairs and thought there must be a way to make themselves bigger? They think that stretching hasn’t worked, but want to explore other options. So they go to the best place in the world to get medical advice.
They turn to Google and type — how to make a p**** bigger manually.
It seems there are a lot of concerns over p**** size, and hence the Google search term was number 6 on the list of most googled s** questions, according to research done by Durex.
In my self-appointed role as a sexpert in educating the masses — based on my very limited experience but very impressive Google skills, I thought we could take a look at the top s** questions most asked around the world.
Ready? Let’s Google.
1. Where is the G*****?
Google Maps is very handy at providing directions, and it seems this may be why this question is number one on this list.
Google show me the direction from the current location to G*****.
The name is derived from Ernst Gräfenberg — a German physician and scientist who studied women’s orgasms. The G***** is the source of much debate about its existence — usually by men who are unable to find it.
Jennifer Berman, MD, a urologist and female s***** medicine specialist says, the G***** can be found along the inner front wall of the v***** — the top wall if a woman is on her back. “It’s a few inches up, about a third of the way, although it varies from person to person.”
The G***** might feel rougher than other parts of the v*****. “There’s no specific texture you need to be looking for; the best way to find it is to experiment,” says Carolanne Marcantonio, LMSW, a senior s** therapist.
You can experiment in finding the G***** solo or with a partner, and hopefully, you will no longer need a GPS to locate it.
2. How to make a woman o*****?
This question produced many Google results from so-called ‘experts.’ From men promising to make women o***** in fifteen minutes to medical advice from doctors to special s** kits you won’t see advertised on Amazon.
Instead of using these, I decided to use the feedback on the only experts on this topic — women.
The Journal of S** and Marital Therapy surveyed women and found that 37% said they need clitoral stimulation to achieve o*****. Another 36% said that while this wasn’t necessary to achieve o***** is definitely helped. Only 18.4 percent of women achieved o***** from vaginal s**.
The method of touch and action on the c******* is important to achieve o*****. The same survey found that up-and-down motions lead to more orgasms than circular movements.
Studies have also found that relationship satisfaction can also increase the chances of an o*****. “Female orgasms are closely tied to mental and relational factors,” says Jenni Skyler, Ph.D. and s** therapist.
Other factors that will assist include position (woman on top is best), using s** toys, and edging. I assume spending less time on Google and talking to the person you are having s** with about what they like would also help them to achieve o*****.
3. Can you get rid of herpes?
The next few questions relate to S******* Transmitted Diseases (STDs) and presumably are searched for by people with concerns.
Sadly for those who may have herpes and are searching for ways of getting rid of them, according to the CDC website, “there is no cure for herpes. However, some medicines can prevent or shorten outbreaks. One of these anti-herpes medicines can be taken daily and makes it less likely that you will pass the infection on to your s** partner(s).”
Safe s** y’all.
4. How to get rid of genital warts?
Genital warts are one of the most common s******* transmissible infections (STIs). They are caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV), of which there are over 100 strains. Genital warts can appear around the g******* and a*** or, sometimes, inside the v*****, r*****, or urethra.
There are treatments that remove the warts but not the virus. Several lotions and creams are effective, and you can also undergo cryotherapy. This involves using liquid nitrogen and is different from cryogenics which was allegedly used to keep Walt Disney ‘alive.’ No idea why I included that but always want to get Disney into a s** article.
5. What is the clap?
It is something I want you to do after you finish reading.
It is also the name for the STD known as gonorrhea, a bacterial infection that can affect both men and women. Far more common in males, it can cause swelling or redness in the p**** and testicles or pus-like discharge.
Of greater interest is why it is called the clap? Well, according to folklore, it used to be believed that clapping your hands hard on both sides of the p**** could forcefully expel the pus and cure the infection. Sometimes this clapping was done by smashing the p**** between two hard objects.
0 claps from me for that cure.
And now it is time to move on from the topic of STDs, STIs, and clapping pus from penises.
6. How to get a bigger p**** manually?
I’d like to start this section with a don’t try this at home warning.
There is an activity known as p**** stretching, which involves using your hand to massage the tissues along the length of your p****. The effect is to stretch the skin and create “micro-tears” in the tissue. This can cause the p**** to swell and look bigger.
Let’s pause here as I want to ask the males if any of you want to see the terms micro-tears and p**** in the same sentence? Because to me, micro-tears will lead to macro tears as my eyes water.
There are also devices such as a p**** pump — a cylinder-shaped, air-filled chamber that is attached to the pelvic area. There are also traction devices.
Sadly for those men keen on increasing their p**** size, there is limited evidence to support any of these methods having any impact. And also…micro-tears.
7. How to measure a p****?
Nonetheless, if you wish to see if your p**** has increased in size or are just interested, then it’s best to use the official measuring technique endorsed by the World P**** Measuring Association (WPMA).
Firstly it is advised to be erect when taking measurements. And there sure is nothing that will make you erect quicker than a measuring tape. For length, it is recommended to take these steps:
Position a ruler or measuring tape at the base of the erect p****, where it attaches to the body.
Press into the pubic bone until you contact the bone. Apparently, this is vital for those that have a lot of belly fat.
Measure from the base to the end of the tip.
To measure girth/thickness, the steps are:
Use a soft measuring tape — it is hard to make a ruler bend.
Wrap the tape around the thickest part of the shaft of the erect p****.
For those who want to know if they measure up, the average size is 5 inches long and 4.5 inches in girth. Anything less than that may warrant the purchase of a p**** pump.
8. How old do you have to be to buy condoms?
Presumably, those young boys who have stretched and measured are now ready to have s** and want to be safe. Hence they search for the legal age they can purchase condoms. The good news is that there is no minimum age requirement to buy condoms.
The bad news is that if you buy them before you turn 17.4 years old, they may expire. The average age that someone loses their virginity is 17.4 years.
9. How to insert a male organ into a female organ?
This one does seem strangely phrased and kind of formal.
Excuse me, may I insert my male organ into your female organ?
I will assume that as a Sexography reader you already know the answer to the above question, so I will leave you with another s*** fact. There is a species of animal where the female inserts their organ into the male. In Brazilian caves lives an insect known as Neotrogla curvata. The female insect has an erectile organ that they penetrate the male with. To make matters worse, the female p**** is spiky.
Ouch.
There you have it — the answers to the 9 googled s** questions. I really hope the S** Education at schools improves and curious teenagers no longer resort to questions such as these on Google.
Before we leave, I do have one confession to make. There is no such organization as the World P**** Measuring Association. I made that up.
Guess you shouldn’t believe everything that Google tells you.
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