Holy Cream of God,
Bless my a** with your life affirming sperm.
Make me humble and obedient in the presence of the Lord God P****.
F*** me now and always.
Honor me your creamy c** .
I rejoice with the Sacred Cream in my a******,
And within my body,
For I am calmed for now
Until my lustful hunger returns.

— Book of C*** Prayer, revised