I’m not speaking of anyone but KERPAL and his STANK A** F**** FACE FASCINATOR! It’s less a beard and more a festering growth of filth on his face from EATING EQUINE A** all day!

Legit I used to like watch this guy who appeared to be of descent from peoples of the Indian subcontinent(I dont want to claim to know his lineage) from afar at the gym after he’d shower and start his 15 regimen of creams, oils, and ointments he covered his body with, i was like I need to learn his secret!

So, only KERPAL. Remember, LOVE LOVE LOVE first for all

– CORVALLUS