awe, cute the way you think that would scare me. i love crews. i’d have that s*** psychotic bit*h eating my p**** in three days, slam dunk, turned lesbian. bring it on. she won’t be prison gay, she’ll be me gay—all the way.

honey i’m sorry i’ve gone and turned it all demented. i will try to fix it, honest. just because I miss you so much s***. i’ll fix it. can’t have all these demented weirdos flying around all over. i love you—still.