I accidentally farted out loud in front of a co-worker of the opposite s** and I was embarrassed
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Last night we went out to our favorite restaurant. I’ve been wanting our waiter for about six months. While Steve was using the bathroom. I wrote a note to our waiter and gave him my cell phone number with a note reading I want you deep inside me and feel your release.
