I carry a heavy weight of my numerous secrets on my back. Here I confess to them:

– I secretly got married and divorced. Nobody knows.
– I had an abortion in secret. It was a near-death experience
– I snuck my secret boyfriend into my parent’s house 80 times (while they were in the next room).
– I cheated on my boyfriend twice
– I have been smoking weed every day for 2 year, in the room next to my parents’ and they have no idea. I have also tried speed, cocaine and mdma multiple times. They don’t have a clue about that either
– I forged my middle school certificate; I changed a C into a B and a B into an A so my parents allowed me to go on a trip.
– When I didn’t want my mom to go to PTA, I faked falling of the balcony (I went to lie down underneath it). I was hospitalized for a week, was not allowed to sit or stand up.

And many more…these are just the main ones I am *lucky* to live with.