I masturbated with a cucumber and put it back in the fridge. I feel so bad. I would take it out but I don't remember which one it is and there are so

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I masturbated with a cucumber and put it back in the fridge. I feel so bad. I would take it out but I don’t remember which one it is and there are so many. Someone’s gonna eat my p**** cucumber, oh my god

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BLACKIE i’m asking you for the last time to SHUT THEFUCK UP! I don’t like homos and I don’t like niggars

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I hooked up with a good friend of mines ex boyfriend the day they broke up and it came full circle.

The day they broke up me and him started sexting and hooking up. Eventually we ended up dating and we broke up and he immediately move on to the next girl. You lose them how you gain them. I feel so horrible. Now I know the feeling of betrayal and I 100% deserve it. Do not feel sympathy for me i knew what I was getting into but it still hurts oh it hurts so bad. I was a bad friend and I wish I could go back in time to fix everything. Im so sorry to the people I’ve hurt and lost because of my actions. I thought i finally found true love. How foolish of me. Anyways don’t be a bird brain b**** like me!!