Oh my god I’ve had a priapism for three years from when I injured my d*** after I found tumblr. It has caused my p**** to be semi erect for three years. Its not normal for men to have multiple orgasms. I’m not a vampire. I don’t have cancer and not every single chair in my house is uncomfortable. The reason I’ve had to wear sweat pants for three years, the reason I feel ten times stupider than I did ten years ago. The reason I can’t work out anymore. The reason I feel like im gonna die in the shower. The constant horniness and angry
Outbursts. The stupidity, ignorance, ape like behavior. I’ve literally had a rage b**** for three years thats caused a testosterone imbalance that cause me to turn in to an ape. This explains why I get winded at the grocery store, run weird, have circulation issues, feel like I’m gonna have a heart attack when I breathe from the diaphragm. Ive been researching priapisms, watched that weird nick cage movie where he thinks he’s a vampire, and then took a fat dab and had some introspection time. Im not some magical vampire wizard. I’ve been walking around at half mast for three years so stoned I couldn’t even tell something was wrong. First im going to the ER, then im going to therapy. Good lord. I want my life back. God, you showed me the truth. Take my d*** and give me my life and my mind back. I don’t need a d*** to please a woman. All this time I thought my mental health was deteriorating and I had a bad heart. So much makes sense. If I had just gone to a doctor sooner instead of go ogling s*** I cpulrve avoided so much grief. Then again doctors couldn’t find anything wrong g with me and I had to google it. I knew 30 was too old to feel like an old man. When I stand up I almost blackout sometimes. I owe my life to God now. He’s gonna save me. Hot damn. I am gonna absolutely want to kill myself for all the s***** things I’ve done when I’m back to normal and my hormones go back to normal. Dammit. Yall ain’t gotta worry about me anymore. If your erection lasts 3 years or longer you might start mentally deteriorating and hearing ghosts and being an angry bull 24/7 as your heart gets ready to give out. I’d be more upset if it weren’t such a god dammed story.
