these are the online dating site chronicles. i am an attractive woman, not in the hot model sort of way, but in the cute little beauty sort of way, someone confident, yet approachable. i use the trashy hookup site, the one with the most deplorables, guys who seem to think girls are just trash who will run out and fuk them after just a few lines of text. i am not about to waste money on these mostly false sketchy and disingenuous online people, so it is what it is. i see a vast array of guys on these sites from homeless or cross dressing men to mba, hard abs type of guys, in the somewhat fairytale made up profile way anyway. my account quickly soars to 100 plus likes and i get messages of my 98th percentile rank from the site, of these deplorables mind you. i hooked up once with this very decent guy, nice looking, owned his home in a small town just outside the oilfield area. conversation just lied there. outside of sports, this guy could not carry on a thoughtful conversation. it was not all bad, since i love the rough contact sports myself like football and basketball, so it was nice to take in a game and watch along. we fuked in his bedroom and he assumed i would be his girlfriend, something i was actually mulling over. after s**, of course a girl’s got to relieve herself of the what i call, the ‘after pee’. so i go into this guy’s bathroom, only to find a giant s***, toilet paper, floating there like maybe he’s a seven-year-old boy whose mother didn’t train right. so i have my small pee, barely wipe, and basically leave it this way. who knows? maybe he’s got a plumbing issue happening. i hear him later saying ‘fuk!’ to himself as he realizes he left his crap sitting there all this time lol. so, the guy does his cute ‘be my girlfriend thing’ and when i get home, i can’t lose this guy fast enough. he was in no way able to carry on an intelligent conversation and realizing i will never get past the big s*** he left floating in his toilet, i leave it at that. the guys cute, attractive, and did find a cute chic to marry, but boy, i can’t stop thinking, what a doornail that girl ended up with! you see this quite a bit in small towns. guys, do a walk through of your home when you got a babe coming over—for fuk sakes.
