To: Hey R. Update on the one on one with father in law.
Me: Agree with whatever they say you should do (because you don’t have any other choice but their pacification), put the fires out, carry on with your life with your wife and carry on as you did before, but this time, make sure the front door is bolted, or you have a rubber wedge under the door, so it can’t be opened from outside, or if you have a latch on the lock, put that down so that it cannot be opened with a key, until after the catch is turned back from on, to off.
Open your front door, throw the switch and see if you can open the door or not with your key, so that you can lock the fuckers out, or the unexpected arrival of your wife and make sure you have them call you on your iPhone to let them in (after you have cleaned yourself up) and say you were asleep, or in the shower, or in the toilet and you didn’t want to be disturbed, or some excuse like that, which is plausible, irrespective of what they otherwise think.
With a bit of luck and a fair wind, this should become “in the past” and eventually forgotten – but if you get away with it this time, don’t be so foolish next time around, as to get caught again……
You can always try and find men who will agree to your s***** deviance’s and unload a load and de-stress that way, just don’t get a disease that you don’t want, sort of thing and stay away from under aged kids, because that usually ends in disaster and if you have never tried giving a*** s** (of either s**) that is totally awesome, although I only f*** women that way, since I don’t have the same desires as you do 100% better than c*** s**, every time.
Anyone asks about doggy s**, say it was a one off and you made a mistake and leave it at that.
Good Luck & Best Wishes
Richard