Hi moron humans, it's The Lizard People here. Firstly, apologies for taking another Indonesian jetliner. Sometimes we get a craving for Asian food, and we

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Hi moron humans, it’s The Lizard People here.
Firstly, apologies for taking another Indonesian jetliner. Sometimes we get a craving for Asian food, and we just can’t resist!
Next, we were out-n-about today and noticed something. Saw a bunch of idiot American women wearing their face masks like the good little sheep they are, and realized that we could only see their eyes. Now someone please tell us- How exactly is this different from Muslim oppression of women? Huh? Anyone?
All of us here at the Lizard People Base are eagerly awaiting all the ridiculous antics of our American pets next week! They never seem to disappoint! But check this- Retarded Americans don’t realize that as soon as they start shooting at each other on Tuesday, the Chinese troops currently in Canada (REAL, look it up) are gonna come pouring over the border. And one of our satellites has already found a Chinese fleet in the Pacific, close enough to hit the West Coast. This is gonna be SO much fun to watch! We will seriously f***-up some tubs of popcorn!
We’ll say it again- Humans are such fun pets! Now dance for us monkeys!

New Confession

relapsed and i am always slightly drunk now. i buy big bottles of vodka and mix a strong drink every few hours throughout the day. i started spiking my morning protein shake with alcohol and most of my water intake is whatevers in the sodas i mix it with. i keep a flask on me to pour into whatever sodas or juice i have on hand. i drink right after i wake up and drink during breaks inbetween class. i drink on the bus home and drink once im there. i dont get very drunk or blackout but im not as sharp as i was before and i look and feel like s*** all the time

ive been wanting to inject ketamine into my veins again soon but im usually drinking and you cant mix k and booze. im a mess lately and still trying to function as best as i can while being a walking dumpster fire. life is hard lately and the only way out is through regardless of your state

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