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To: I am a little gnome who lives in your ear.
Me: Not in my ears Buddy. I use cotton buds daily to carefully remove any wax buildup in my ears and have been doing so for most of my life, so my hearing is not distorted and I never need to go to the doctor’s for an ear wax, syringe high pressure wash out.

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