The Yuletide joy of Christmas is such a glorious time of year, and the festive atmosphere and its accoutrements always makes me think of two things: Kenneth Pinyan fatally perforating his sigmoid colon through receptive a*** i********** with an Arabian Stallion nicknamed “Big D***”, and Luke Chrisco hiding in a portapotty tank at the Hanuman Yoga Festival before being discovered and running away naked, covered in feces, with cuts on his back.