im having nochebuena dinner with my lady’s parents. Her mom is stroked out, and her dad dislikes me with a passion. among other reasons, I was friends with him before I met his daughter(who I did not know was his daughter at the time), used to play baseball with him and watch ballgames at his house.
anyway, after a subdued Christmas meal without any sports on tv other than the New Mexico Bowl played in Texas to break the tension, my gal and I will return home where I will hopeful spend a couple hours filling her with JIZZLE JUICE and leaving her HUNGRY HISPANIC HAIRPIE full of my LUXURIOUS L’CHAIMIC LECHE LOTION!
MERRY JIZZMAS YALL
– CORVALLUS
