To: I am not a furry, but I am not attracted to male human g*******. They’re so… Boring
Me: I’m a male and I feel just the same way about female cunts and t***, about the only thing which is different are the faces and the older most women get, the more pear shaped their bodies become, which is a real turn off for me.
Pigs apparently have p****’s which are like a cork screw and apparently the female pig’s c*** is the opposite, so when they f***, the male p**** goes into the females c*** in a twisting motion – have to hope the male pig does not have to go far in, otherwise it might just twist off.
You presumably are female and you wonder what animal s** would be like – Horse p****’s are too long for a female to take, so you must use a rubber ring, to stop the horse from going too far in and f****** you up really bad.
Dogs on the other hand are a different choice, you really need a big dog with p**** to match and you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant, because that is a genetic impossibility, however, make sure you have his front claw nails kept short and f*** him by kneeling down and taking him from behind.
I have read that dogs make great masturbaters, when they lick your v***** to o***** (while you lay on your back with your legs spread), however, always do in the privacy and comfort of your home and since the dog can’t tell whatever you get up to together, neither should you!!
My last wife let slip that she and her previous husband had a dog which serviced her and which he enjoyed watching, however they had to put the dog down when they moved overseas, for the usual reasons.
Best thing of all with a dog is that you don’t have to spend much on him, he will be loyal to a fault and he won’t take you for anything material, because he is happy with his spot on the rug and your body whenever you want him for that, as well as best companion, protector and friend and he won’t ever let you down.
Enjoy.