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“We” are one of the countries which was not infected by Coronavirus or covid so for us things continue just the same as they always have, before Covid-19 came to play.
Had my second try at a successful Colonoscopy yesterday.
The first one using Plenvu was a waste of time and nothing was achieved in the “pre-prep” so I was put down for the 2nd one, this time using Movicol sachets, for the week previous (one daily) and Moviprep for the day prior to the Colonoscopy and after shitting through the eye of a needle for hours at a time, I thought I was clear and good to go.
After the Clonoscopy, it turned out the pre-prep was not good enough and they were unable to do me, yet again.
I said “I’m done” as Coonoscopy did not work for me, so I would rely on the s*** test for blood in my stools instead (which I pay to do yearly although once every 5 years to 10 years is considered adequate) 18 years up the spout so far and still testing s*** blood free – Doctor wanted me to have Colonoscopy……
Specialist later said the hospital had not given up on me and I should not give up on the hospital, which really surprised me, so changed my mind (yes I have one) and I agreed to another try for a clean insides, this next one having me reside in hospital while they clean me out, as opposed to me trying to do that unsuccessfully instead, so a few days in hospital, as pre-prep, looking at all of the yummy nurses, won’t go amiss, I am sure.
Asked when I was last in hospital and I said I come here to visit, not to stay, sort of thing, which raised a few eyebrows!!
I’m 74 years old and going strong – hope to reach my 90’s, but how long is a piece of string, or for that matter, the piece of string which represents the length of my life?
I am the “salt water guy”, with regards to Coronavirus – even a company in England marketing my Salt Water cure technique, it appears – told you so!!

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