I’m sorry SC fam I’ve been a little quiet lately on account of something that happened to me (Corvallus) recently.
I was trying to be true to my lady during the pandemic but I couldn’t hold out any longer, Dookie Dunker Dushawn and N***** Nuts Nick contacted me to see if I wanted to have a 3 way tag team match.
One thing led to another and my lady walks in and sees me in the living room being double penetrated by Triple D and Triple N and she stormed out on me.
She said she can’t respect a man who was basically turned out like a 2 cigarette and 1 top ramen prison hoe. To make matters worse i was in a powerbottom mood that day so I was really running my mouth and moaning and demanding they “respect my backsnatch!” and “pay me with Jizzle you cheap negroes!”
That’s the crazy thing about this is I’m not a racist.
I feel very low, how do I get her respect back?
Yours,
Corvallus Winslow
