To the “I fucked fat chicks” guy: Lol, I’ve done way worse.

We used to try and f*** the fattest woman possible at a bar. Once we struck out everywhere else, fatness became our sole goal. It then took on a life of its own. We’d call it “hogging”.

I’ve done things that would make lesser men sick to their stomach. And as a matter of fact I vomited once watching my friend finger-bang an obese woman. His arm was hidden from the elbow down thanks to the rolls of fat.

I don’t know how I did it some nights; staying hard was a challenge. But the shared goal of conquering a fatty was enough.