Lol I never fucked a sea cucumber u know I paint my stories with extra color. But I did captain a glass bottom boat through John Pennekamp Park waters; my friend was the actual captain but I’d tag along, have some bass ales and do his job for him sometimes. He was there too, but I was like the designated cap. We took the boat out a few times with just a few friends and had some wild times. Keys life is something else.

– CORVALLUS