What cracks me up is, y’all pretending to be me do a bad job of it bc you’ve only read about these places & things. I LIVE IT! MY BACKSNATCH GETS BRED! I DRAIN DADDY D*** DRY OF JIZZLE JUICE AT BOOKSTORE GLORYHOLES! I GET SLEAZED & SISSYFIED AT BATHHOUSES! I BURY MY FACE INTO MY NICARGUAN WOMAN’S SWEET & HAIRY S***** AND FEAST UPON HER SQUIRT! IM A PERVERT, AND I LOVE IT!
– CORVALLUS HADERACH
