“Why now” I’m sure you’re saying to yourself. Indeed, why. I think it stems from a deep hatred of your selfishness. And actions of people of that general ilk. The trouble you caused me, the police, the debt collectors, the harassment. I’m sure it provided you with much bemusement. Ultimately though, it all failed didn’t it? That debt collector c*** couldn’t touch me. How frustrating for him what with that ‘tough guy’ reputation, eh?.. What a humiliation. As for the police? Pfff. Don’t waste my time they had nothing on me. The CSA got a couple of hundred quid and that was about it. So.. Why am I tormenting you now? Why did I come clean after all this time *now*..? I think I just want you to feel the helpless frustration I once felt. To know that your actions made me become something. You were nothing to me. Look how this all ended up, eh? You’re left holding a bag of s*** and I’m sailing around on f****** yachts and driving a Mercedes Benz. You gotta’ laugh. ..Right? I do. Almost every day over how I dodged a bullet with you and your crappy life-choices. I’m sure being a cliché is suiting you fine. You’re too dumb to realize. I’m sure you’ve mustered together an existence mind you, probably scraping by with a part-time job, living on hand-outs and borrowing left and right because you have nothing to offer and 0% talent. Even if you tried to sell your p**** you’d be broke as s*** too. lol. You always were a cadaver-lay. With that pimpled arse of yours and that puffy f****** piss-leaking burst armchair of a c*** you now have between your legs after shitting out that kid. Probably another one or two by now too, seeing as you’re such a retard! Well, well. This has been fun but I think it’s almost time to ghost you for another 20 years or so. Be well (not) and please, be safe in the knowledge I’m absolutely LOVING my life minus you and a dumb f****** child in it. See ya, b**** t***!
