I once walked in to an expensive type opticians on the high street, and while the staff were busy, I pretended to be looking at a nice pair of Ray-ban

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I once walked in to an expensive type opticians on the high street, and while the staff were busy, I pretended to be looking at a nice pair of Ray-ban aviator shades. Thing is, I had picked up one of those cheap pairs off knock-off looking aviators already, and stuffed them up my sleeve… When the opportunity presented itself (pretty much instantly) I took the originals off the shelf, replaced it with the cheapies in an one smooth move, so at a glance, it all appeared ‘normal’ nobody noticed or attempted to approach me, and then I just sauntered out of there all casual-like. I was scared I might have set off an alarm as I exited, but it was really before the time of that tech, besides, it would’ve been right by the door anyway and I would’ve taken off like a hare, they wouldn’t EVER of had a chance of stopping me. Then I ended up giving them away because I’m a nice c*** like that. Hey man, Thanks for reading. Peace 🙂 🙂

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