John Candy and Rick Moranis once spitroasted Corvallus after the filming of the movie spaceballs. Corvallus licked Candy's dumper after the jizzlesticks

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John Candy and Rick Moranis once spitroasted Corvallus after the filming of the movie spaceballs. Corvallus licked Candy’s dumper after the jizzlesticks were empty.

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I still want to expel my jiz/zum into the moist sugar walls of Greta Thunberg. Can’t imagine what any baby of hers would look or sound like, but I don’t care. All she’d be is a receptacle for spoo, and kind of a skanky one at that.

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